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Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?

The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides. We're just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!

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0TURDS

A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I'll allow it.

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TITTAYS

You've got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn't enjoy seeing tittays?

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WEINER

Maybe this isn't dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya' big perv?

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DEEEEEEZ Nuts

Ah yes, 'Deez Nuts.' In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it's kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!

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NCST MOM

So.. this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania's 'nicest' mom, or should someone alert the authorities?

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NOFKSGVN

Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back.. Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it's available.

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EWW POOP

Well, we really can't argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!

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HOR5 SH1T

You've got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.

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BIG COX

In all likelihood, this guy's last name is probably Cox.. so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his 'Big Cox' jokes.

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PB4UGO

This isn't raunchy; it's just good advice! Always pee before you go. I'm talking to you, kids.

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GIVEMEA HUMMER

Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.

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I <3 BDSM

That's a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see 'em.

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VIAGRA

Hey, at least he's honest! If you're going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio-- er, adventure.

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UFARTD

I did? Keygen corel x6 download. Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn't even notice. *sniffing shirt*

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IFARTED

Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don't have to rub it in. You're giving me a complex!

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JISLORD

Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)? 'J is lord' quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!

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SS MY D

No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car's owner couldn't believe it.